Ahead of today’s match against Manfester Shitty the Vest Bromrage Albion manager was in short supply of first team players. Their last game saw 3 of their players sent of for assaults on the opposition and with 6 injured from training ground violence earlier in the week, a weaker but just as angry side had to hold the fort.
The final score was 3–2 to Manfester Shitty in a game where Vest Bromrage received 4 red cards for raging attacks on the opposition and the ref. It is reported that there was a bust up in the dressing room after the game resulting in further injuries.
The club have brought in an anger management specialist who is practicing counting backwards from ten, but since most of the players can’t even count to ten yet it is feared that progress will be slow.
