A midday kick off at the weekend saw Arsetan Villa take on visitors Evertongue in a game played under a baking 30 degrees heat. The scoreline finished 2–0 to the home side in a game where the home players spent most of the time trying to con the ref by diving in the box.
The diving continued throughout the match with each dive resulting in the players pants being dragged down, in fact there was so much diving that some of the worst offenders were left with sunburned backsides.
The FA have since been putting pressure on the club to put a stop to the diving but with so many cheats in the team the best solution might be factor 50 sun lotion.
