Arsenail Funny Football Birthday Card

Description

Arsenail funny football birthday card from the PremEar League

Text on Inside left:

With many of Arsenail’s key players out through nail injuries, the manager had no option but to put out a less than full strength team earlier today when the Nail Gunners faced Robberham Unickedit. Despite having the home advantage Arsenail were hammered 6-0 by the visitors.

“Totally Nailed,” are the words that echoed around the stadium and strong words from the manager followed:

“We need to pull our nails out of our arses and start playing football.”

Text on Inside right:

Happy Birthday
Don’t Get Too Hammered!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope