Boremingham City Funny Football Birthday Card

Description

Boremingham City funny football birthday card from the PremEar League

Text on inside left:

Boremingham City’s crowd attendance reached an all time low at the weekend when they hosted visitors Leeds Unutted in a goalless draw. Only 1253 fans were in attendance who could hardly stay awake during yet another highly boring game. Throughout the season games have been so boring the crowds have slowly just stopped coming. Even for opposing home sides the prospect of a visit from Boremingham City just seems so unappealing, ZZZZzzzzzzzz…

Text on inside right:

Happy Birthday
Don’t be Too Boring!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope