£6.25
Description
Manfester Shitty funny football birthday card from the PremEar League
Text on inside left:
Manfester Shitty hosted rivals Mansister Uknitted at the weekend in a game which was called off in the 2nd half due to an unbearable stench that filled the stadium. Uknitted fans were complaining from the beginning of a nasty whiff drifting around before kick off.
Fans later described the smell as a mixture of bad BO and sewage, which they said didn’t surprise them coming here. “There’s always something foul in the air at this stadium, but we just have to put up with it,” one fan said.
On the pitch Uknitted were 1-0 in front before the break and the players also complained about foul smells in the dressing room. Midway through the 2nd half the stench around the stadium got so bad that the game had to be called off.
Mansister Uknitted fans despite having sprayed perfume in the air from their handbags could’t bear it anymore and left the stadium. The FA have warned Manfester Shitty to clean up their stadium or face heavy fines.
Text on inside right:
It’s Your Birthday
Scrub Up!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Additional information
| Weight | 0.02 kg |
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