Shitfield United Funny Football Birthday Card

Description

Shitfield United funny football birthday card from the PremEar League

Text on inside left:

The FA have ordered Shitfield United to clean up their pitch after many complaints from opposition teams. The groundkeeper shepherds just haven’t been doing their job and the pitch is over loaded with sheep droppings. Apart from the stench on the field its also affecting play because of the ball being slowed or diverted when passing over a pile of droppings.

The club now face heavy fines if they don’t get their pitch cleaned up, and on top of this another very poor season is likely to see them ‘dropping down’ another league.

Text on inside right:

Happy Birthday
Stay on Your Feet!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope