Worst Ham Uneedit

New Menu Announced

Worst Ham Uneedit announced their new menu today which will be served in the club’s executive boxes. The Spammer’s chefs told reporters today that this is a very proud moment for them in their achievement to take Luncheon meat to a new level.

The Menu

Fried luncheon meat
Fried in chunky crispy batter served with a spoon.

Luncheon meat on toast
Thinly sliced luncheon meat served on toast with a touch of pepper.

Luncheon meat and chips
Chopped Luncheon meat and chips served with salt & vinegar and a plastic fork.

Pickled luncheon meat
Luncheon meat soaked in vinegar topped with a pickled onion.

Luncheon butty
Microwaved luncheon meat in a bread bun with brown sauce.

Luncheon meat roll
Like a sausage roll but with luncheon meat inside.

Luncheon meat pasty
Mashed luncheon meat and potato wrapped in a thin pastry served with a bit of tomato sauce to dip it in.

Luncheon meat pie
A chunky meaty luncheon meat pie (may contain gristle)